WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? (various authors)

Plato:
For the greater good.

Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability.

Ludwig Wittgenstein:
The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle:
To actualize its potential.

Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Epicurus:
For fun.

Ralph Waldo Emerson:
It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

et alii ...

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